Men Aren’t Wiping Their A***** and I am Confusion

Stanley Fritz
3 min readDec 22, 2020

Toxic masculinity has too many of my brothers looking ashy and smelling like an Arby's toilet stall.

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The other day, while casually scrolling through Twitter, I saw a tweet that literally stopped me in my tracks. According to the user @Baybonvonbonbon(I’m serious), there are men out there who just outright refuse to wipe after going number two. Now, like any rational human being, I thought that this person was just trolling; because first, who the hell picks a Twitter handle like that and isn’t a Russian bot. Secondly, what kind of people does Baybonvonbonbob have in their life, and why would these men refuse to wipe after using the bathroom?!

Like any rational person with plenty of things to do, I decided to blow off all of my responsibilities so that I could dive headfirst into a Twitter research rabbit hole. What I quickly discovered was that not only were men refusing to wipe their bottoms, they were doing it because some believe that makes them gay…

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Stanley Fritz

JET mag beauty of the week finalist circa 2067. Table flipper, writer. Non respectable negro. Racist round house kicker